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- Dear Valued Employee@1:
- @5
- Year 2000 passed and we are happy to inform you that Y2K did
- not affect us.
-
- Yet our records indicate that you have not used any vacation
- time over the past 100 year@1(s)@5. As I'm sure you are aware,
- employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in
- lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5
- years of service.
-
- Please either take@3 9,400@5 days off work or notify our office and
- your next pay check will reflect payment of@1 $8,277,432.22@5 which
- will include all pay and interest for the past@1 1,200@5 months.
- @3
- Sincerely,
- Automated Payroll Process
-
- @7
-
- Submitted by Chris Skelhorn
-